Your child takes wonderful First Day of School photos. Your child’s hair is neatly combed, clothes are wrinkle and dog hair free, he is smiling from ear to ear, and he’s wearing his backpack. You child is eager to go to school and has had a great bre
akfast.
My child wake up acting like a possessed toddler. He is in hysterics as I try
to change him. He rolls around the floor in his nice new clothes, getting white dog hair all over his black shirt. He refuses breakfast until I tell him that his muffins are cupcakes. And his fantastic First Days of School picture? You be the judge.
Oh, sweet memories.
I love this! That’s real life right there.
Aw. That’s real! I love it. (I also hiiiiighly doubt that, when the time comes, my kid will take anything close to perfect First Day of School photos.)
Also, I’m glad to see that your kid rolling around on the floor also ends up with a child covered in dog hair. Story of my life, right there.